Affiliates - You Know it’s Friday the 13th When…
#1 The merchant that arrive you to accompany their affairs yesterday… auto-declines you if you accompany today.
#2 You analysis your PPC attack and see your new keywords are affairs clicks like crazy. Then you ascertain the merchant’s landing page has been traveling to a 404 all day.
#3 That hot little alcove Indie affairs you’ve been cashing in on, because added affiliates haven’t begin it yet… shows up on CJ.
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#4 The associate network’s links are all down but they acquaint you “don’t anguish tracking has not been affected.”
#5 The associate administrator calls to acquaint you congrats you won the contest! You get the newsletter that goes out to 2,000 added affiliates, afraid to see your 1st name, endure antecedent in lights. Instead you see… “and the 1st abode cost for accomplished sales aggregate goes to yourmainaffiliatesite.com”
#6 You get a recruiting email that says “after anxiously reviewing your site, we feel our penis amplification articles would be a abundant fit.” Your website is a plan at home Mom blog.
#7 You alpha the day off aflame because you fabricated 3 sales off a cast new link. They anon get reversed. You acquisition out the merchant’s tech best up your cookie by blow and was just authoritative some analysis purchases.
#8 You assuredly acquisition that artefact you’ve been searching for that has a top paying associate program. BUT there is a big RED 800#. You email the associate administrator to ask about buzz tracking and the AM says “what’s buzz tracking?”
#9 You get an email adage a merchant is bottomward you for inactivity… but you alone abutting 2 weeks ago and just got all their links up today.
#10 You accompany a affairs that touts a baby abject but says cool affiliates can accomplish abundant more. After you accompany you acquisition out the 1st bang is for 20,000 in sales and to get the top bank payouts all you charge to advertise is 100,000 units.
#11 You absorb an hour aggravating to cull a datafeed abounding with bags of products… alone to acquisition out it has alone 2 categories and no sub cats.
#12 That new merchant you just congenital a 30 page website around… adds Adsense to all their pages.
If you are a New York Associate - A abiding assurance it’s Friday the 13th???
#13 You get a bead apprehension today (Friday the 13th), adage it’s attendant to the 1st of June and none of your commissions this ages will be paid.
New associate managers - let this be a assignment in what NOT to do to your affiliates.
Affiliates: Can you relate? Got any added clueless merchant stories?
Any added “Bad Luck Friday the 13th” scenarios?
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